Q: How long does it take?
One week is great. Two is even better. It's never too early to order your song.
Q: What if I need my song like ... tomorrow?
We’ll write you a great song about...procrastinating! Just kidding. Usually we can write, record and email an MP3 or overnight it to you for a small fee of say ...$75,000 (see how funny we are?) You do need to call or email us about next day service. As long as our schedule allows us time — we’ll have it there for you.
Q: What does it usually cost to have you write a song?
That depends. How much money do you have? (Believe me...your song will be funnier than these lame “jokes”.) Prices range from as low as $99.00 to create a parody (write new lyrics to a well known song), to $149.00 for a totally original song... lyrics and melody, to several hundred dollars for a live performance.
Q: What makes FunnyCustomSongs.com so great?
It’s hard to beat the combination of great comedy AND music. With our experience we can guarantee that your song will be a highly entertaining, custom written, original tune. If you want, it can also be romantic or inspiring. A master song craftsman and humorist, Rog’s audiences are often moved to tears by the lyrics and melodies (not from his singing) that can range from hilariously zany to romantically soft and beautiful.
Q: If your specialty is writing funny custom songs...how good can you be writing, say...a romantic song?
Most writers agree that good comedy is the hardest thing to create. You can fake being serious, but you can’t fake being funny. Romantic songs are a piece of wedding cake compared to writing funny. With the FunnyCustomSongs.com team, Rog and his versatile team of writers will create and record a beautifully romantic ballad for the one you love. Never sappy, just filled with your honest sentiments expressed in a beautiful and natural manner. Of course, your love song can also be humorous if you choose!
Q: What if I want a funny song and the information I give you isn’t funny?
Your information doesn’t need to be funny at all. Our job is to make it funny... and we will! (Or romantic, inspiring, or whatever combination you're looking for.) With many years or experience as a stand-up comedian and songwriter, Rog works his magic turning your words into effective humor.
Q: I would like to play my husband’s birthday song at our family reunion. Should I be concerned that it may offend some of the older people?
Rog performs for groups of every type imaginable. He is an expert at creating humor your entire audience will enjoy. If you specify squeaky clean, Rog will deliver ... CLEAN AND FUNNY. If he has a line he thinks might offend even one person, he’ll check with you. You can trust Rog to bring out the humor in a way that is appropriate and relevant.
Q: How will you know what will be funny my family, and friends?
With more than twenty years experience writing funny songs for private groups, businesses and comedy audiences, Rog knows what works and what doesn’t work. He does his homework! Rog knows what questions to ask. Your song will be full of twists, turns and surprises. What makes the song funny is that it will be precisely written, using your “inside” information and descriptions.
Q: Do you write funny, custom songs for the work place?
Yes. Rog delights business, healthcare and civic groups alike with his high-quality, customized comedy. He’ll deliver the perfect roast or toast, compose a hilarious company jingle, provide a stress-relieving break during a high-pressure meeting, inspire or motivate workers to take specific action, or reward a group with after dinner entertainment! All tailored precisely and hilariously to fit your specific group and event!
Customizing funny & romantic songs for over 20 years! All Guaranteed!
